vriskee:

i only have two emotions

  • yeah man
  • nah son

(Source: kzuichi, via imstilllearningthehardway)

clestroying:

Lettuce is just crunchy water

(Source: clestroying, via timid)

snapchatting:

congratulations u won American Idol here is your pat on the back

(via sorry)

mexicankitsch:

Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.

(via tunes0nw0rld0ff)

saladder:

when u think u got over ur crush but he gives you like 0.2 attention and it starts all over again

(via counting-stars-at-2am)

elegancea:

If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 

(via covocal)

dlubes:

cyberjock:

cooldudebro:

dude what if all our skin was like ballsack skin

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Delete this

(via iforgotmytampon)

socialised:

i wish i didn’t get attached to people so easily..

(via socialised)

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